Sears

So Sears better watch out because its got a new customer service rep comin' its way. I work with brutal efficiency and a smile, and I take neither prisoners nor returns without a receipt. I'm tough but I'm fair, I will direct you to the lingerie department but I WILL shush your screaming 6-month-old if it is in my working sphere. I WILL sell you a camoflauge circular saw but only after I question you as to what purpose that pattern can possibly fulfill in your tool shed. My skills in lawn mower sales are unequaled and I don't even do it for the sub-minimum pay. I do it for the pride. dignity. self-loathing. Wait, not that last one. So, shop at your own risk ladies and gentlemen, and keep those young 'uns under control.