Don't wear shirts that say "penitentiary" on them

So I wore my orange senior HHS shirt today because I was in a state of grungry biology studying. But while I was in the union, some bum of a (likely) 6th or 7th year senior shouts to me, "Hey! What does your shirt say? I saw the word penitentiary!" I laughed and let him read it, informing him that it was my high school shirt. He proceeded to find out I was from Littleton which, yes, is where Columbine happened. THEN I got to hear about how he got arrested two weeks after Columbine for smoking a blunt on school property. Impressed yet? You should be. I replied with an awkward giggle and a "oh, you know I actually have to grmlrtrgmg (fading mumble)" and ran back to the safety of Mendel and nonallelic noncomplementation goodness. The union on Saturday night is sketch ho.