Well the blog IS about being random!

Have you ever thought about human evolution in terms of emotions and facial expressions? Obviously having the capability to make such diverse and elaborate facial expressions in order to express both our conscious and subconcious feelings must have aided in our reproduction and survival as a species at some point. I mean think about it, somewhere along the line there was a monkey-human that couldn't smirk right and one that just couldn't get that flirtacious grin and eyelash-batting thing down and then POOF! They were Darwinated from human evolutionary history. Just like that. I know it's sad, but I think it's even more lamentable that further research has not been conducted on this matter.

Darwinated (v): to be eliminated from an evolutionary timeline on account of one's failure to adapt to one's environment or be naturally selected for one's physical and reproductive attributes (1), to be kicked swiftly in the groin (2)