Lawson Quote-mania

Sheesh, you guys gotta keep on me about these Dr. Lawson quotes. I write them all over the place and then forget to post them!! Here are the newest....

"If it's nice outside, no one comes to class. But, I mean, don't forget skin cancer!"

"If you're doing it-- it's like, do it"

"Vicissitudes of life"

"If all women were lesbians, there'd be a lot less depression...among women"

"I was going to write a book once, called The Voluptuary. Because I love flowers"

"I like papayas, mangos, honeydew melons....I mean, are you seeing the metaphors here?"

"Males like flesh"

"At first they told me that I shouldn't party with the undergraduate students. Then they told me I shouldn't go to Player's with students. Then they told me that I really shouldn't attend the frat parties. Which, you know, I'm not really a frat guy, but they throw some good parties!"

In response to anonymous questions in class...
"What's your favorite position? Well...I assume you're talking about yoga"

"Man! Another one about Paul Shinkman's sweater....ha ha ha, and another!"

"Where does your mind go when you talk to turtles? Hmmm...I don't know"

"I have felt attracted to other males since I was young, what could that mean? Well, that could mean you're a homosexual"

"Do you smoke marijuana? Ha ha ha, oh....."

In conclusion, he's a whack job. But we love him anyway. Kind of.