Bonfils Blood Donation

The telephone conversation that just occurred between Dick from Bonfils and myself....

Dick: Hi this is Dick from Bonfils Blood Donation...(blah blah), I was wondering if you'd be able to give a donation?
Me: Well, I would love to but I'm getting over mono so I don't think you want my blood.
Dick: NO! I mean, no. We don't want your blood. But thank you for calling. I mean, for answering me. When I called you. Umm...
Me: Thanks Dick.
Dick: Ok, have a good time at school and, um... learn something.
Me: Ok Dick. Bye.

Honestly. I think awkward phone conversations are just attracted to me.