In search of a freak like me

Is there anyone out there who cannot do the following without flipping someone off (accidentally of course...)?

1) Make the y-hand (ASL), aka the hang-loose hand with your thumb and pinky-finger out and your other three fingers bent into your fist.
2) Do this with both hands and hold them so your palms are facing up

Please oh please let there be someone else out there that can't do it!! I'm on a hunt!