Dr. Schoenfisch (shane - fish)

All jokes about his name aside, Dr. Schoenfisch is officially the coolest chemistry professor at this school. Case in point:

In Chem 41 earlier today...

"And now our favorite molecule, formaldehyde! Don't worry.... it'll be flowing through all of your brains one day soon! (awkward pause) What? We all die!"

Now if THAT isn't practical application of science....