Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Let it be known unto the public that Christina (or Ctina, as some of you may know her other persona) screwed up more royally on her biology test today than did even myself. Case in point:

Question: Describe how parents could have more than 2 children and still keep the intrinsic rate of natural increase of the U.S. population from growing?

Answer: Reallocate the country's resources so that parents can have smaller babies and thus have more at once. (Like insects).

HAHA. Problems:
A. No matter what is allocated where, by whom, or for what purpose, there is no way to make humans spontaneously have smaller babies.
B. This would be inhumane and maniacal at best.
C. Any answer suggesting what could be parallel behaviors between humans and insects is, well.... probably wrong.
D. We already can have more babies at once, it's called TWINS.

and....
E (for Extreme Error). Even if all of this worked, all of the craziness was true, and we ignored what I like to call the "Christina must not have gotten any sleep" factor, this scenario STILL DOESN'T SLOW PER CAPITA POPULATION GROWTH. In fact, I think it just might increase it.

Boy I sure hope Reice reads all of the stupid answers out loud in class.

Note to readers-- Christina is awesomely brilliant despite this setback and her test score is likely to beast mine into little pieces of self-esteem-destroying dust.