Mysterious Ring of Fire...

So, year in review for Ehringhaus Residence Hall...

Last year: big fire, took out a suite which is now appropriately called, the "fire suite". You can call us Carolina kids a lot of things, but one thing you can't call us is not clever...er, something like that.

This year: car engine explodes in parking lot, anonymous RA lights something anonymous on fire in an anonymous kitchen, 3-4 dumpster fires, and today of course: front half of a Tar Heel Takeout car is engulfed in a fiery blaze directly adjacent to Ehringhaus.

I have nothing real to conclude here. My thoughts are shifting toward.... global warming?