After Work Pick-Me-Up

Step aside texters, talkers, eaters and shavers. Bow down singers, readers, dressers and dog-cradlers. I no longer care if you can put on make-up or peel an orange or curl ribbons while you drive. Yesterday as I drove home from work, a man in the car behind me was full-out PLAYING THE HARMONICA behind the wheel. That takes two hands, people. You brag about hands-free cell phone calls? Let's talk about hands-free DRIVING.

Harmonica. The distractor of champions.