Pit Guitar

The thing I'll miss most about Chapel Hill is the always lurking possibility of being harrassed by pit preachers, and apparently, pit guitarists on sunny days. Todays hottest hits:

1. It's Not Okay to Be Gay ("It's not okay to be gay, it's wrong to be homo, the Bible says homosexuality is a big no-no")
2. The Abstinence song ("Keep it in your pants, practice abstin-ance")
3. Not Your Body ("What part of your baby's body is part of your body")
3. Evolution is a Lie ("Evolution is a lie, it did not make your eye")

I'm only sorry I didn't get to stick around for The Mormon Song.