Why television is good for you

"I guess I'm gonna have to call this thing for the Democrats. The people have spoken and apparently they're tired of freedom. Don't get me wrong, I'm just disappointed. I thought this country would last longer than 230 years...Don't think you're off the hook voters, you're the ones who made this bed. Now you're gonna have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world. A world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags! Where tax and spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!"

- Stephen Colbert

So... the election is over but it remains to be seen if anything really changes besides who television comedians make fun of. Hey- it's change nonetheless so I'm happy :)