Mushy Brown Carrots?

I'm taking a very scientific poll- it's called, Do You Agree With Me, Or My Twerp of a Brother? I expect all of you to weigh in-- and yes, this includes all of you closet blog-stalkers out there who think I don't know you're out there. All I can say, is there's a reason I allow anonymous posts! Here's how we do- read this IM conversation between me (CORhino9) and Connor (aforementioned twerp-- CJWViper), and then simply post who you agree with and why.

CORhino9: well I'll just get your opinion then
CORhino9: is it a bad thing to have brown mushy goop coming out of your baby carrots?
CJWViper: yes
CJWViper: but i wouldnt know im allergic
CORhino9: this is true
CJWViper: even without goo
CORhino9: haha
CORhino9: I mean, it was just one carrot in a whole bag though
CORhino9: and I had already eaten about 20
CORhino9: before I touched the mush
CJWViper: maybe im a goo-aphobic and i actually just tell people im allergic to carrots even though im not because im afraid of goo
CJWViper: oh my gosh wash hands now
CJWViper: remove keyboard cover and buy a new one
CORhino9: hmmmmm, what if it is magical goo?
CJWViper: oh no this is serious
CORhino9: what if I could actually sell this goo for an unimaginable sum of money?
CORhino9: it might cure cancer, or halitosis-- maybe even male pattern baldness
CJWViper: lol
CJWViper: that is a sexlinked trait
CORhino9: that's not to say there's no cure (ps don't get me started on genetics- I'm in a genetics class)
CORhino9: but back to the carrots...do you really think I should throw them out?
CJWViper: atleast all the mushy ones
CJWViper: and id powerwash the rest
CORhino9: there was only 1! and I don't trust the water here
CORhino9: I might be better off with the goo
CJWViper: well then wait for the rains to come and wash them in the rain
CORhino9: you are a blithering idiot
CORhino9: I'm going to keep my carrots
CJWViper: id wash'em
CJWViper: maybe you could wash them with juice
CORhino9: I'd eat 'em as fast as I can just to spite you
CJWViper: they will make you turn orange
CORhino9: oh right, let me pull out my industrial sized jug of "washing juice" that was brilliant, really...
CJWViper: well atleast wash them down with a glass of milk
CORhino9: ok, so repeat your final judgment- what should I do with my carrots- simply stated
CJWViper: eat'em or throw them away
CORhino9: which one? those are very different options
CJWViper: or maybe throw away half and eat half kind of like a probability type thing
CORhino9: I'm not throwing away my carrots!

Statement summaries?
Connor--> brown mushiness and carrots don't mix, toss 'em or trust in probability
Me--> I paid good money for those carrots and gosh darn it, I'm going to eat them!