Bonfils Blood Donation

The telephone conversation that just occurred between Dick from Bonfils and myself....

Dick: Hi this is Dick from Bonfils Blood Donation...(blah blah), I was wondering if you'd be able to give a donation?
Me: Well, I would love to but I'm getting over mono so I don't think you want my blood.
Dick: NO! I mean, no. We don't want your blood. But thank you for calling. I mean, for answering me. When I called you. Umm...
Me: Thanks Dick.
Dick: Ok, have a good time at school and, um... learn something.
Me: Ok Dick. Bye.

Honestly. I think awkward phone conversations are just attracted to me.

My Working AIM Profile, Sans the AIM

So I really like putting funny things that people say over AIM in my profile, as you all probably know. But since my AIM situation at home is a little touch and go..... family computers, you know, I am going to update this entry if someone says something that makes me laugh. So tell me funny things and enjoy!!

G-reg: I mean...if I had those grades...you know I'd put that shining A- bling blingin' on my bosom (like scarlet letter)
G-reg: ...if I had a bosom

Me: you do the math, you studious student you
Sarah-rah-rah: lol i don't know that's pretty hard
Sarah-rah-rah: let's see...27-15=
Sarah-rah-rah: ?????
Sarah-rah-rah: 17 days!

uhhhhhhhhhhh...