The Devil
I found the Devil- its name is calculus
A random assortment of my daily activities and ponderings. Maybe it will be boring, maybe it will be mind-blowingly exhiliarting. It is a grand experiment in exploring the brilliance of this thing those crazy kids are calling the "World Wide Web".
So Abby is listening to bird calls on her computer. Why, you ask? WHO KNOWS- stupid biology!! Oh wait, that's my major... Anyhow, not that I don't like listening to blue jays and red-bellied woodpeckers, or Abby making mindless comments like "this one sounds like a velociraptor" and "now that's just a generic bird", but I think it's time to get to know the study lounge better. So my chemistry book and I are going on a walk, far, far away from this aviary madness!! (Where's a cat when you need one?)
So I think turkey must add weight directly to your feet because everyone around campus seems to be dragging their feet and walking so slooooooowwly today! Boooo for Thanksgiving being over but yay for one more week of classes- and a hesitant boo/yay for a chem review tonight... Well that's all for today- my advice? Go eat cheese! (But make sure it's not too hot...)
So I'm in Cincinatti for Thanksgiving with my adorable twin cousins- 6 months old! Wow...little people... Anyway, since I make the babies cry whenever I hold them and I've already eaten my own weight in chocolate, it's time to seclude myself in a dark room and write a paper about Myslbek (the pronunciation is still a mystery...). Yay for waffle-mania and turkey tomorrow! And YAY for 5:30am sale at Kohl's on Friday!!
Okay so I went to my Italian teacher for help this morning and I was so nervous! I've gone in twice before and the first time I saw him sitting at his desk and chickened out. The second time I waited 15 minutes and he never came back so I left. But I FINALLY talked to him today! And let me tell you, he was so incredibly excited to help someone outside of class that I had to keep making up stuff to get help with so he could keep talking. (Not that I mind listening to his accent...) And he said I did eccelente, except when I got confused and said ha aperto il porto instead of la porta (he opened the harbor instead of the door) But score for me anyways!
Okay HOLD UP, this blog thing is going to get annoying if my roommate keeps making weird comments... Now, apparently, we are relating the internet to shoes. And if the internet were in shoe world, blackboard would be the Easy Spirits. (The orthopedic shoes that old people wear? Yes.) They're the worst shoes. So apparently she doesn't hold blackboard in nearly as high esteem as I do. Or maybe she burnt her brain cells with cheese...
Abby and I are nerds...flat out internet junkies. I am so anxious for break that I just spent the last 3 hours starting a blog and downloading iTunes instead of my research paper. Abby wrote about 4 different away messages within a period of 10 or 15 minutes. Then we fixed my tool bar. Then it was time for facebook. I think I'll check my email, IM a bit, maybe look at blackboard for good measure, and turn in for the night.
My roommate once said (and by once said I mean approximately 2 days ago) that, and I quote, "cheese is possibly one of the most dangerous things around". My reply to this was a resounding silence. I'm not sure if this silence was out of confusion, awe, or a little bit of both but all I can remember is feeling slightly dumber than I was before. So alas it is solved, the sound of brain cells dying is simply an awkward silence...